Penis Pumps
Penis pumps were originally developed to help men with erectile dysfunction
achieve and maintain an erection. This is the only medically endorsed use of
penis pumps, and it has been made all but obsolete by Viagra, Levitra, and other
drugs. Nowadays pumps are used by men recreationally to enhance their erections
for sex or as an accessory for masturbation; by men who use pumping as part of a
regimen that they believe can increase their penis size; and by avid "pumpers"
who enjoy using the temporary effects of pumping to enlarge their organs to
extremes. The latter sometimes belong to pumping clubs and post photos of their
results on the Web for others to view.
Keep in mind that pumping as some people practice it can be very dangerous. In
some cases, the pumped up tissues can take a week or more to return to normal.
And extreme or prolonged pumping can result in permanent damage to blood vessels
in the penis and the penile tissues. We cannot endorse prolonged or extreme
pumping as practiced by some aficionados, and if you choose to attempt that
degree of pumping, you must realize the medical risks you are taking. On the
other hand, light to moderate pumping, if done with common sense and for brief
durations, can provide both pleasure and a temporarily larger tool.
It's About Sucking, Right?
The basic engineering of a penis pump is simple to understand. A cylinder to
house the penis is attached by a hose to some kind of vacuum pumping device that
sucks the air out of the chamber. A gasket or lip around the base of the tube
makes a tight-fitting seal with the skin around the cock. As the air is sucked
out of the tube by the vacuum pump, the vacuum exerts force on the penis,
pulling it further into the cylinder and expanding it with increased blood flow.
These four basic types of pumps are the most readily available.
The Plunger: This works much like a bicycle tire pump. As the plunger is pulled
out and pushed in, air is removed from the cylinder creating suction. The amount
of suction with these type of pumps is usually regulated by a carburetor hole
somewhere toward the top of the penis cylinder. Cover the hole with a finger to
maintain suction inside the tube, uncover the hole to release the pressure.
The Squeeze Ball: The squeeze ball appears to be the most common type of pump
and the most widely used. A rubber squeeze ball, such as that used to pump up a
blood pressure cuff in the doctor's office, is attached to an air valve, then to
a hose which attaches to the cylinder. With the air valve closed, the ball is
squeezed and air is removed from the cylinder creating a vacuum. The more times
you squeeze, the stronger the suction becomes. To release the pressure, simply
open the air valve.
The Hand Grip: Considered by many to be the ultimate in hand pumping, the grip
type pump is gaining momentum in popularity. While at the higher end of the
price spectrum, hand grip pumps are said to be far sturdier and more precise at
regulating pressure. Many of this variety even include a pressure gauge so you
know at all times how much suction you are using.
The Electric: Electric pumps are, of course, the most expensive. But they do
offer all the bells and whistles any serious pumper could want. Aside from fully
regulated suction and various settings, they offer a more or less hands-free
pumping experience. Let's face it, if we don't need our hands for the current
task, we can always find something else fun for them to do. Perhaps because all
men are unique unto themselves, there seems to be an avid number of supporters
behind each style of pump. Ultimately, it will be up to you to decide which one
best suits your needs, personality and wallet.
Slowly at First
You really don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out which end of the
penis tube is which. Put a generous amount of water-based lube all around and in
the rubber or latex sealing ring on the mouth of the cylinder. This will help
insure a tight seal around the penis and against the body. While you're at it,
slop a bunch of that lube all over your cock as well. It will help with
insertion of the penis into the tube, especially if your cock is soft.
Push your dick through the ring and into the tube until the mouth of the tube is
firmly up against your body. Now begin pumping a little bit at a time. Take it
slowly at first. Very slowly. Over-pumping can cause minor to serious problems.
You can rupture veins and bruise the penis shaft as well as inflicting more
permanent damage. It may just sound humorously like a dick hickey, but you
should always proceed carefully and know your own limits. A burst blood vessel
in the penis will be painful and unsightly, and putting too much pulling force
on the penis can strain the ligaments that attach it to the body.
With the seal on the cylinder tightly against your body, continue pumping until
your cock is firmly erect. Now stop for a moment and take a personal inventory;
Does this amount of pressure feel comfortable? Is there any unusual
discoloration or veins that look on the verge of exploding? If all seems well,
pump a little more and hold, asking yourself the same questions each time you
stop. If you feel uncomfortable at any point, open the air valve and release the
pressure. You can always pump back up again any time you're ready.
As with all aspects of pumping, there is a great deal of debate over how long a
pumping session should last. Personally, we think that first-time pumpers should
keep their sessions down to about twenty minutes. Work your way up to half an
hour or an hour gradually. We know you want that massive cock now, and penis
pumps can produce some impressive short term results, but size isn't going to
matter at all if you permanently damage your dick. You could wind up in the
emergency room with a ruptured schlong, or worse yet, you may become unable to
get a normal erection.
Is This Gonna Hurt?
For many men, the idea of doing anything that might put their favorite organ in
jeopardy is daunting. But there are always those lingering questions: What does
it feel like? Is it gonna hurt? Males hate to admit it, but we are always
curious to hear about ways to pleasure our cocks. Imagine a really good blow-job
where you get to be in control of the sucking and how hard. There is no reason
it should hurt. If you do experience pain, stop pumping immediately and consult
a physician before continuing. Pumping should feel pretty good unless there is a
medical problem of some kind.
How Much Work Is It Really?
The men who claim to have significant long-lasting increase in the size of their
tools all seem to agree on one thing: you must get into a regular pumping
routine for about six months if you want to see results. Of course, you also
have to keep a regular routine going after that if you want those results to be
permanent. It's really no different than any other type of regular exercise
program. However, as with any other form of exercise, you don't want to
overtrain, and you need to allow your body to recover between sessions to avoid
injury. Men who report the most success use moderate pumping sessions (about 30
minutes) three to four times a week, allowing recovery time between sessions.
This would be the time to mention that enlarging the penis works about the same
as other muscle development. You will gain a great deal more in girth than you
will in length. If you've always wanted a chubby, then regular pumping may just
be the thing for you. But if your hoping to change a six-incher into twelve, at
least you'll have fun trying.
Cum on and Pump
For the less dedicated pumper, penis pumps can be an enjoyable masturbator. By
regulating the suction on and off, you can pump yourself into blowing a pretty
good load. This is probably the main reason most men pump. What man doesn't
enjoy having the cum sucked right out of him? (And you don't have to buy a pump
dinner first.)
If you're curious about trying a penis pump, the first thing you should do is
find an adult toy catalog to look through. Take note of the different types and
how they operate. Figure out how much you're willing to spend based on your
level of curiosity. The pump could end up gathering dust in the garage with the
treadmill and the weight bench you never got around to assembling.
Once you choose a pump, be sure to read and follow all operating and safety
instructions that come with your model. It isn't a "guy thing" to read
directions, but remember this involves the safety of your precious cock. You
don't want to over do it your first time. Just take it slow and do only what
feels good. Keep checking in with yourself and make sure that you're not
experiencing any pain or discomfort. A new toy like a pump can be exciting, but
you really have to be careful not to overdo it while you're getting a feel for
your comfort level and limits. Allow your member a few days after the session to
recover before you pump again. Pumping too frequently increases your
susceptibility to injuries. |
